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Confessions

#1. “I still live at home, and my boyfriend and I were hooking up in the living room. I was pretty sure we cleaned up afterward. But three days later, my mom texted me a pic of the condom wrapper and wrote in all capital letters: No sex on the …

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86,400 Dollars

Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with 86,400 Dollar. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of …

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Funny Quotes

“When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.” – Desmond Tutu “Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a …

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Terrible Date Stories

#1. “He was 45 minutes late. The first thing he said was ‘Nice titty balls,’ and he wouldn’t take his eyes off my chest. At the end, he made a scene, screaming over the cost of our drinks.” — Calen B., 30 #2. “He was nervous in our first meeting. …

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Under The Banana Tree

A young man was sitting relaxed under a banana tree. Eating a banana fruit that fall from the tree, he was enjoying the beautiful green scenery and the slow cold air flowing past him. Another man came to him and soon started conversation after exchanging short greetings. “Why don’t you …

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