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Dirty Talks

Crude and dirty talks from a cowboy’s perspective.

When you fall short of tongue

A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain. She can’t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her. This went on for sometime. One day she wanted to buy banana. …

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Sex is Food

Sex is not all about making children. You must be a different woman to your husband every time. Seduce him, don’t always allow him to ask for Sex; there must be no timetable for sex. Be creative, don’t be predictable. Give him what he wants. If you lose influence over …

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My Message To All Students

Classroom doesn’t Guarantee Success. Academic excellence is overrated!! Did I just say that? Oh, yes, I said it. Being top of your class does not necessarily guarantee that you will be at the top of life. You could graduate as the best student in Chemistry, but it doesn’t mean you …

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Confessions

#1. “I still live at home, and my boyfriend and I were hooking up in the living room. I was pretty sure we cleaned up afterward. But three days later, my mom texted me a pic of the condom wrapper and wrote in all capital letters: No sex on the …

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Terrible Date Stories

#1. “He was 45 minutes late. The first thing he said was ‘Nice titty balls,’ and he wouldn’t take his eyes off my chest. At the end, he made a scene, screaming over the cost of our drinks.” — Calen B., 30 #2. “He was nervous in our first meeting. …

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A Girl Farted and then…

A girl was going in front of a boy. At some distance, the boy overtook her and started waking a bit ahead. When the boy was not too far, the girl suddenly farted. Fighting with his emotions of laugh, surprise and shame, the boy rolled his eyes back to her …

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