- You can prove you have a beer.
- There are laws saying beer labels can’t lie to you.
- You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for another beer.
- Nobody’s ever been burned, hanged or tortured over his brand of beer.
- When you have a beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
- They don’t force beer on minors, who can’t think for themselves.
- No beer has ever caused a major war.
- Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
- No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
- If you’ve devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
- You don’t have to read complex manuscripts by unknown authors to understand beer…
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