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Terrible Date Stories


“He was 45 minutes late. The first thing he said was ‘Nice titty balls,’ and he wouldn’t take his eyes off my chest. At the end, he made a scene, screaming over the cost of our drinks.” — Calen B., 30


“He was nervous in our first meeting. He promised to take me home and introduce me with his mom. But then again he changed his mind and took me to a local cafe. He was very busy texting and touching his phone. It was as if we were in a relationship for 20 years and that he was bored of it. I found him very different from the one I know in a social network. He never called again. I thought he didn’t find me attractive.” – Leah G., 21


“He told me he was 6 feet 2. Maybe it was a typo, but when he showed up for our date, he was a solid 5 feet 2.— Mikayla B., 25


“A girl stormed over to our table. He told her I was his cousin and introduced her… as his girlfriend.” — Jenna O., 25


“It was our first date and I was very eager to meet him. He took me to a local cafe & restaurant. We ordered fried lamb. I can’t believe my eyes and left him eating like a dog.” – Mea L., 27


“I know her on facebook. We exchanged numbers after several chats. She looked so shy and strange to dates. I very happy when she was willing for our first date. Things changed when I inquired to take her to a known pizza hut. She said ‘No we can’t go there, my nephew works in there’. I agreed and went to a place of her choice, although she said before she never know a single place. The worst thing came when arrived there. She ordered chicken soup, special pizza, milkshake, and Chips all for her and stared at me to listen my orders. I lost my interest on her in seconds and didn’t remember what she looked like” – John T., 26.


I met him on the lane to a big supermarket. I was instantly caught with his beautiful snickers. He came straight to me and gave me an entrance ticket to a known cinema. I couldn’t sleep that night. The next day, he called me and we were lined in front of the cinema house. I was almost shaking when he first touch my hand. I would never have met him again had he kissed me that day.” – Mariana C., 24


“I brought her to a diner right off of our college campus. After the meal I realized I forgot my wallet, and they didn’t take the card that she had on her. We had to wait an hour for my friends on campus to walk over and pay for the meal.” —Tyler, 23


“In high school, this girl was supposed to come over to watch some movies while my parents were gone. The night before, I set a couple of movies to record on Cinemax. I wasn’t thinking about how some networks are loose with their timings, so some programs spill into other programs’ time slots. Turns out there was some soft-core porn before one of the movies I recorded, and of course that was the one she chose to watch. I get set up on the couch with her, nervous as could be. I press play to hear moan after moan with the sound of extremely wet sex. We dated for almost two years.” —Dan, 22


“I went to Chili’s with a girl I was really interested in. We ended up back at her place watching a movie in bed, and I couldn’t make a move on her because I was afraid I’d have to use the bathroom. Turns out I did have to, and I ended up puking through the second half of Monsters University. There was no good-bye kiss.” —Sam, 22


“It was a Tinder date — we met up for pizza and beer. I’m not into basketball, but the whole time, that’s all she talked about. Like, really specific — players, stats, records. And then would tell me off for not knowing those things — straight up rude. It’s the only time I’ve ever thought about faking a phone call during a date.” —Hayden, 23


“It was my third week of college and I had really hit it off with this girl in one of my classes. We decided to meet up for dinner one night in the middle of the week (not really sure if that’s considered a first date). But anyway, I got there a few minutes before she did, and when she came in, we were chatting and then, when she sat down, she farted really loud. Like unavoidably loud. She excused herself to go to the bathroom, and never came back. I’m now a senior, and we haven’t talked since that day.” —Max, 21


“I was meeting with this big casting director, and I put cutlets [fake boobs] in my bra so the sweater I was wearing would look a little better. As soon as I moved to shake his hand, the cutlet fell out of my bra and onto the floor between us. I had to explain that it was just my fake boob falling out and stick it back into my bra.” —Daniella Alonso, Animal Kingdom

Source: Some articles taken from Cosmopolitan

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