“When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.” – Desmond Tutu
“Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.”
“At the end of the day life should ask us ‘Are you sure you want to save the changes?'”
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